While we were cruising around town in my uncle’s convertible, I noticed that the unfortunate acronym for Sarasota’s public transportation is SCAT. That stands for Sarasota County Area Transit, of course. But google SCAT and see what you come up with. Better be careful, though: the NSA’s watching.

The first site that comes up is “Snack or Scat? Can you tell the difference between a tasty snack and stinky scat?” Somerville Community Access Television is up there, too. It’s actually surprising what a popular acronym SCAT is. If I were one of Sarasota’s senior citizens searching for a bus schedule, I would have to wade through an awful lot of SCAT to get to it.

All I’ve got to say is, whatever you do, don’t image search it.