The Weekly Purge #1
Now that we're all on the same page, I would like to introduce the first of many new features here at Masspurgation.com: The Weekly Purge, a list of things we (that's the royal we, of course) could have done without in the last seven days...
Had enough yet?
1) stds
2) button-fly jeans
3) heart-to-hearts
4) webmasters
5) rent-a-cops
6) newspaper editors
7) Pope Bendict XVI
8) radical Islamicist mobs with no sense of irony
9) this fang-baring, fear-mongering version of Kerry Healey (if you can't be nice, at least try not to be so unattractive)
10) this gloating, cult-leaderish version of Deval Patrick (if you can't be mean, at least try not to be creepy)
A note on Permapurge: There are, of course, items whose inclusion in The Weekly Purge would be time-consuming, tedious, and redundant. These persons, objects, abstract concepts, and ideologies would hog up each week's list and never allow us to get onto more immediate and urgent purgings, and so we simply assume their presence as perennial favorites without having ever to see them (much like Citizen Kane
on Best Films of All Time lists), or read them (Ulysses anyone?). To give you an idea, the Permapurge List includes literally hundreds of no-brainers like: all current heads of state and incumbent politicians, people in line in front of you, cauliflower french fries, Paris Hilton, and spandex. I'm sure you can imagine the rest without any help from me.
Oh, the purge! It burns! It buuuurnnnnnns!!!!
C'mon, M, put your Newspaper-Editors-Of-A-Certain-Age rant back up, will ya? I go away for the weekend and miss all the fun.
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