Healey unveils yet another tastefully subtle campaign ad



You can read about it here, and see it here (click on the scariest, rapingest-looking ad and that'll be it).

I have an inside man who says he's seen the final ad of the Healey campaign, to be unveiled just days before the election, in which Healey will reveal that not only does her opponent defend, correspond with, send his paychecks to, and speak in glowing terms of rapists, have rapist in-laws, and think rapists are just generally the bomb, but that he himself is one.  Don't tell me you didn't see that one coming, either.

But that's not all.  The ad also reveals that she herself was one of his countless victims. 

The ad will then expose Patrick's nefarious plot to collude with Democrats to officially change Massachusetts' motto to "The Rape State" (you'll be able to choose between that and "The Cop Killa State" on your license plates), and to mandate that all suburban white women over forty be rounded up and sequestered in his personal ho stables to be set up back behind the State House. 

 
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