The Weekly Purge #7




Sign of the Apocalypse?

Need I even say it? 

Aside from Tomkat, the big purge of the week would have to be those Play Station 3 mobs.  Here's what they should do.  This would solve what John McCain claims is the main problem in Iraq: announce you'll be giving PS3s away at an airfield—Hanscom Field in Bedford, for example.  The mob shows up, you tell 'em, "hey, yeah, glad you could come—the PS3s are right in here!"  Direct them into the back of a cargo plane—a big one, like a C-5.  Close the hatch, and there you've got the world's most advanced fighting force for the ultimate Play Station challenge.

And have you had enough of Borat yet?

How about a Christmas shopping season that starts before Halloween instead of after Thanksgiving?  

Or a 2008 campaign season that kicked off the day after the '06 votes were counted? 

Or Mitt Romney still trying to score off the gay marriage thing

Or John Kerry saying he's still got a shot at the presidency?

All I can say is it's gonna be a long two years.

 
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