10. Because of Borat's moral code as an equal opportunity offender.

9. Because of the possibility of expanding your mind without drugs.

8. Because it will make you think that your family is actually sane, compared to the Borat clan.

7. Because Pamela needs our support. Being called nasty things like 'whore' and 'slut' by Kid Rock, who had discovered she'd agreed to let the movie show the sex tape of her with Tommy Lee, can't be easy.

6. Because if you don't, the terrorists have won.

5. Because you know you really want to (you are getting sleepy now...eyes are closing)..really want to...want to..

4. Because Borat is a uniter, not a divider. Get on the Peace train and join the rest of the world singing 'We Are Borat'.

3. Because bigots can be hilarious.

2. Because of the male nudity, including 2 naked men wrestling.

1. Because then you can tell the knucklehead who coerced you to go "I told you so".