Some of you may recall—taking a break from the nappy-headed hos (Note to Mr. Imus—I took that remark very personally, being a nappy-headed ho myself) and getting back to the bleach blond hos for a moment—that after Anna Nicole's death I pondered who might play her in the made-for-TV movie.

Faithful masspurgation fan Cherry-cherry suggested Harvey Fierstein, which I thought was purrrrfect at the time. Now I think Don Imus should be forced to get double-D implants, and play her in blackface.

But it seems we're going upscale—it's to be an "indie film", not a TV movie, and they're hiring another former bunny Willa Ford *yawn* to impersonate Anna instead of Harvey or Don, or Betty Butterfield for that matter, whom I think would be smashing. Reece Witherspoon anyone (hello Oscar #2)? Or what about Sanjaya?

Who the hell is Willa Ford, and why should she get to play our Anna? Bunnydom aside, you may remember her smash hit "Where Am I? And Whose Boobs Are These?" from her 2001 smash album, "Wha-a-at?" where she sings: "Hey boys, I'll let you do tequila shots off my tits/If you'll let me do tequila shots off your dicks."

Still, I don't know if she's ready for the role. Because you know what's going to happen eventually to the model who plays the model who impersonated the actress who died of a drug overdose.  Do I have to spell it out for you? She WILL die of a drug overdose! It's inevitable!  Don't you bitches know a curse when you see one?

Have at it, Willa. But don't think you can reverse The Curse of the Blonde Bombshell. Gosh, I wonder who will play you in the sequel?