Grannies Gone Wild!
What on earth has got into The Globe?
When it's not "girls kissing girls in front of boys, to turn them on, girls servicing boys, anal sex, teens engaging in acrobatic threesomes," it's "more than half of those aged 57 to 75 said they gave or received oral sex, as did about a third of 75- to 85-year-olds."
Grannies Gone Wild! Despite "low desire (43 percent), vaginal dryness (39 percent) and inability to have an orgasm (34 percent)." Grandpappies, too! Despite "erection trouble (37 percent)" for which "one out of seven used Viagra or other substances." (The chairman of the research firm which conducted the study the figures are from has received "research support" from Pfizer.)
I can't imagine who else we're about to discover is having oral sex, but I'll be tuning in to tomorrow's paper to find out, I can tell you that much.
Well, I'm not a grandfather, but I'm in there as far as oral sex is concerned as often as possible. The other stuff, too.
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Watch it sonny. I AM a grandpa ya' know.
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Tony, you a hot grandpa.
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