Miss Richeal and Me
Ever since being dumped by my sweet Casandra last month, I have been praying for a new 419 girl. And this morning my prayers were finally answered!
Dear [she wrote]So, naturally, I wrote back:
I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events and fragile political situation in my country Liberia, but it has formed consistent headlines in the CNN, BBC news bulletins. I will so glad if you can accept to lead me to the right channel by means of your assistance to my situation now.I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you.
I am Richeal diouf, from Liberia i am 24 yrs old, the daughter of Late Mr Ale diouf Chief Financial Officer for Budget under the leadership of president Charles Taylor who went for excile and presently facing trial on a case of genocide as for the killing of innocent souls.I presently under asylum in Senegal.
The main reason why I am contacting you now is to seek your assistance in the area of our better future living and investment of huge sum Seven millon five hundred thousand dollars (us$7,500.000.00) my late father deposited for safe keeping under Finance company,Dakar -Senegal, in my name for safe keeping, I want you to help me claim the money for transfer to your country on my behalf. As I have mention earlier I will give you more details on this issue on your acceptance to help me.
Pls send me your direct phone contact to reach you in your reply.
Thanks,i am waiting your reply to My Email: sincerely yours,
Miss Richeal diouf
Dear Mis RachelAnd she wrote back, naturally:
I m in prison in RED ONION STATE PRISON Super-Maximum Security Prison in the state of Virginia in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA for a HORRABULL GROOSUM crime I DID NOT COMIT by no means. You kin imajun i m VERY HAPPY to here FROM YOU. It is not offen someone of yer statcher and I am sure FINE LOOKS and inteligents writes to a guy like me. So first of all I want to say THANKYOU MISS RACHEL!!! I would sure like to hep hyou iny way I kin. I donot have to much time on the computer but I kin tell you my mama is sick with the cancer but it aint the to serius kind and I think she kin hep uyo with yer problum. In return if you cood by me a lawyer. If you think its possible plese rite back real soon and I will ask my mama.
Your frend Baren Galen Tondreau III
Dearest.I have to wait until tomorrow to write back, since Baren doesn't get computer privileges until around eleven. But I will dream about Miss Richael (and Earnest) tonight...
Many that for your email today first of all how are you doing inside there now hope your fine but only freedom,i will be praying for you day and night so that our God almighty will release you from the hands of enamies by pesecuting you for what you did not do for any reason you will see help from God soon he will visit the security to release you by any means atall just believe it and it will be done i have alrady put you in prayer.
Coming to this our transaction as i am talking to you now we do not have direct acess to our fund the our late father deposited for us here only because we are not an indigenous of this country that and our refugee status they requested that we must present to them someone with better status as our trust before the will release the deposit for us that is why we contacted you to help us but i dont know what to do because first you dont have freedom and some dose not have say on his onw until they release you but i believe the you will soon be release in the name of Jesus.
I dont know how your mother sicknes is by now i would have tell you to contact her for us so that we shall do the transaction with her and from there we can raise money after the holding security company that holding our deposit release the money for us then we can buy lawyer that will go for your case to give you bail from that preason first then from there you you will be going to curt from you home think about that and get back to me if your mother can help us i and my younger brother tell her to contact us soon so that we shall give her the details on how we can move forward with out further delay.
Awaiting for your response soon.
Have a cool and pleasant day.
From Richeal And Ernest.


























I can't tell you how much I enjoy these posts and your sense of humor! :)
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Hey thanks, Gavin! We aims to please!
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Wonderful stuff, Mike. You write very well indeed. I also liked the picture with your hair grown out, very much. Classic Mediterranean and very good looking.
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Thanks Will! That's two votes so far for the mini-mullet!
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I love that you are doing this again. I read some of the better pieces of spam to my co-workers, cause it's always good for a laugh!
Love the locks, but you know I'd love you no matter what, baby.
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Barren, that's some very good writing there, and so creative, not boring and bland like me, or so you think.....you see, I've plagiarized all those Cassandra letters to my friends, family and co-workers. They think I'm a genies and for the first time ever people like me and even more, I think my mom finally loves me; at least she laughs at "my" jokes.
Please make this communications with Richael and Earnest every bit as good as it was with Cassandra. My social acceptance depends on it!
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