Oops! He Did It Again!


I just read an excellent piece by William Arkin over at the Post about the U.S. government and American media's summary dismissal of "even the possibility that President Pervez Musharraf, Pakistani government forces, or other domestic elements could be involved" in Bhutto's assassination.  "A conclusion," Arkin says, "that flies in the face of the country's history and ignores the obvious beneficiaries."

Arkin says we're too fixated on al-Qaeda and bin Laden to see what's really going on in Pakistan. 

As for turning any terrorist attack into a glass-half-full situation, with national elections coming up, bin Laden should soon be popping out of his box to endorse Hillary.  She's already got the nod from Castro.  Kim Jong Il is leaning toward Kucinich, but I have a feeling he could be swayed.

On the news yesterday they announced Osama would soon be coming out with a new release:


He's dropped the "bin Laden" as you can see.  Like Cher and Madonna, he doesn't need it anymore.  But more than that, his stripped-down moniker symbolizes his new, simplified sound.

Those who've heard it say "it's a more chill bin Laden than we've heard before" (Rolling Stone).  Melody Maker calls it "Smooth sounds from a master." NPR says it's "a work of formidable and pristine beauty."

It's just Osama and his baby grand this time. No bass-heavy beats or screaming guitars.

SPIN says: "it's like someone poured milk and honey right in your ear." Billboard agrees: "The melodies burrow into your cerebrum."

"His haunting cover of 'Oops! I did it Again' will be stuck in your head longer than 'It's Britney, Bitch!'"
 
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  • 12/28/2007 7:16 PM Will wrote:
    This morning the major news stations reported that al-Qaeda has claimed responsibility for the assassination. Of course, it depends on whether one feels such claims are credible, but in this case it certainly seems a distinct possibility.
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    1. 12/28/2007 10:52 PM Mike Mennonno wrote:

      What I heard, Will, was that the claim that al-Qaeda had taken responsibility for the assassination originated, again, with the government of Pervez Musharraf.  As The Times of London reported, "The Interior Ministry released what it described as a transcript of an intercepted call in which Baitullah Mehsud, an Islamic militant with ties to al-Qaeda and the Taleban, congratulated a colleague on the assassination."  Seems like a no-brainer to me.

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      1. 12/29/2007 8:52 AM Mike Mennonno wrote:

        More, from the New York Times this morning:

        The government blamed Bhutto's killing on al-Qaida and Taliban militants operating with increasing impunity in the lawless tribal areas along the border with Afghanistan. It released a transcript Friday of a purported conversation between Mehsud and another militant, apparently discussing the assassination.

        ''It was a spectacular job. They were very brave boys who killed her,'' Mehsud said, according to the transcript.

        Interior Ministry spokesman Javed Iqbal Cheema described Mehsud as an al-Qaida leader who was also behind the Karachi bomb blast in October against Bhutto that killed more than 140 people.

        But a spokesman for Mehsud, Maulana Mohammed Umer, denied the militant was involved in the attack and dismissed the allegations as ''government propaganda.''

        ''We strongly deny it. Baitullah Mehsud is not involved in the killing of Benazir Bhutto,'' he said in a telephone call he made to The Associated Press from the tribal region of South Waziristan.

        ''The fact is that we are only against America, and we don't consider political leaders of Pakistan our enemy,'' he said, adding that he was speaking on instructions from Mehsud.

        Mehsud heads Tehrik-i-Taliban, a newly formed coalition of Islamic militants committed to waging holy war against the government, which is a key U.S. ally in its war on terror.

        Bhutto's Pakistan Peoples Party accused the government of trying to frame Mehsud, saying the militant -- through emissaries -- had previously told Bhutto he was not involved in the Karachi bombing.

        ''The story that al-Qaida or Baitullah Mehsud did it appears to us to be a planted story, an incorrect story, because they want to divert the attention,'' said Farhatullah Babar, a spokesman for Bhutto's party.

        After the Karachi attack, Bhutto accused elements in the ruling pro-Musharraf party of plotting to kill her. The government denied the claims. Babar said Bhutto's allegations were never investigated.


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    2. 12/30/2007 8:58 AM Mike Mennonno wrote:

      The AP reports: Though Bhutto "was buried without an autopsy...on Saturday, the government rejected suggestions it should enlist foreign help in investigating Bhutto's assassination."

      "
      Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton said Friday that an international probe into Bhutto's death was vital because there was 'no reason to trust the Pakistani government.' Others called for a U.N. investigation."

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