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I was talking about the blonde. Now that is a handsome woman.
But seriously, they say there's no accounting for taste, and I agree. One man's meat is another man's poison. (I've also heard that what's "not thathot" is relative to how close to last call you happen to be at any given moment, but I haven't closed a bar in ages, so I can't claim to understand the strange physics of attraction in the wee hours.)
Having said that, I do think Brady is handsome, and he has enough je ne sais quoi to qualify as sexy, in a very Wonder Bread kind of way. I'd definitely welcome his 6'4", 225 lb., soft-spoken self to The Wouldn't Kick Him Out of Bed Club.
He's not that hot. I don't see what all the excitement is about. Excuse me for saying so.
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I was talking about the blonde. Now that is a handsome woman.
But seriously, they say there's no accounting for taste, and I agree. One man's meat is another man's poison. (I've also heard that what's "not that hot" is relative to how close to last call you happen to be at any given moment, but I haven't closed a bar in ages, so I can't claim to understand the strange physics of attraction in the wee hours.)
Having said that, I do think Brady is handsome, and he has enough je ne sais quoi to qualify as sexy, in a very Wonder Bread kind of way. I'd definitely welcome his 6'4", 225 lb., soft-spoken self to The Wouldn't Kick Him Out of Bed Club.
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