I was perusing craigslist again, thinking maybe we'd have better luck finding a new housemate in Missed Connections, when I ran across this posting:

Who's the wacko who appears to go to every BSC daily, have eye contact with a guy in locker room who's flashing his dick at him, then asks for a response to be told what he was wearing so he knows its for real... There's one script every day and it follows the same boring mantra!

Usually I keep chocolates and roses in my locker, just in case.  And a ukulele, of course, for when I want to serenade the stud in the sauna.  But that's just me. 

Actually I don't think all the BSC postings are from me — er, I mean, from the same guy, whomever he might be.  Fully fifteen percent of all m4m missed connections on any given day involve a BSC somewhere in the Boston Metro area. 

And, yes, they usually follow the same "boring mantra," but you don't get points for being creative coming onto someone in the gym locker room.  Most of us learned that in high school.  Social ostracization and swirlies provide great teachable moments!

Sometimes tried and true actually works.  And anyway, in case you didn't know, BSC stands for Boring Sex Central. 

Maybe this guy would prefer...

Hey-

there before closing today. sorry for the awkward smiles and stares...i get a little shy with strange, hot guys at the gym ;-) drop me a line.

BSC-south end

Personally, I like this method...

To the hot guy who gave an incredible body stretch show with the skimpy towel after your shower: amazing. You are hot with a really handsome face, nice physique, and a killer ass! You finished your stretching and then proceeded to put your underwear on under that ridiculously small towel. I've never done a posting like this before but let's just say you were motivating! Coffee or more after a workout for starters? Drop me a line and tell me what color briefs you put on or mention something specific about me .

Or the old jacuzzi trick:

very hot shaved head bald excellent shape... doing chest tonight... we lifted at the same time.. then were in the jacuzzi together we definately check each other out. you very well defined..shaved bald head...very muscular...mid 30's me...very tan..s&p hair..very fit/muscular hot italian guy lets talk... i think you're into "it".. 

Here's what I want to know: why is "definitely" so frakin hard to spell?  And what is "it"? 

Whatever "it" is, you can find it on craigslist, that's for sure, even if it eludes you at your local BSC.  Just remember to pay attention to what color his briefs are.