Idiot's Guide to Winning the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
Finally! Here it is.
I have long lamented not just my inability to win the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest, but my inability to come up with a single caption, at all, ever, no matter how long and how hard I stare at the week's captionless cartoon.
Aside from the curdled liberal self-loathing of this week's winner, Patrick House (I thought Anne Foster's "Better make that a large pizza" was better), I found his advice useful.
So, after studying House's Idiot's Guide, I've decided to go ahead and submit my caption for this week's cartoon:
"Um, grrr?"
Keep your fingers crossed!
One of the things I do on fridays is that I bastardize comics with my own captions.
Lately i've been doing New Yorker cartoons because they are so lame.
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