Giant Sky Vagina Gives Birth to 2008 Olympics
It could also be a "giant distressed sky anus." (I'm still working on my translation from the Mandarin.)
There is some fear among Global Security Agencies that the Chinese Olympic stadium is actually a sophisticated device for opening a portal to other dimensions. There is speculation they will be claiming Hell Boy as an honorary member of the Chinese team (competing in the shot put, of course). There are currently no regulations specifically covering transdimensional Olympic competitors.
Let the games begin!
Bob Costas noted at the opening ceremonies, "Representing 1.3 billion Chinese, 20,000 acrobats appeared on the infield wearing face masks painted with fierce expressions and sucking on lozenges provided by sponsor Ricola to suppress their 'China cough', raised their fists in unison and symbolically punch fucked the pollution-filled sky above."
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Fisting??? Who knew the Chinese were so kinky?
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Darling, that's a commie rosebud, not a vagina. Hu Jintao's "Harmonious Society" is the proud supplier of this product at Fort Troff's Pigmart. [WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED! CLICK THE LINK AT YOUR OWN RISK!-- Mike]
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Oh dear. So it is. I feared as much.
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