The Golden Stache, Olympic Edition

Although he shaved it off for competition (drag is a bitch), when Michael Phelps arrived in Beijing he was sporting a porn stache. The press referred to it as a "fu," but we all know the truth.


And while a clean-shaven Michael Phelps is the perfect picture of an all-American boy, given that he's primed to become the winningest Olympian ever, I think he could've left the porn stache. I bet his mom made him shave it off.


























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