Man Survives Plane Crash Only to Succumb to Vultures
This poor fellow, who had just survived that plane crash in the Hudson, and was obviously in shock, was immediately descended on by reporters who showed no human feeling whatsoever when he revealed he was frozen from the waist down. They also asked him all sorts of questions he could obviously give no reliable answers to. What was the cause of the crash? How many passengers were there? Did everyone get out alive? And not only once, but several times, presumably until they'd picked the bones clean. Talk about a feeding frenzy.
Jeff is a nice looking guy. He sort of reminds me of a clean cut Mennonno.
The reporters didnt ask the important question: "You're wet from the waist down, the water is 33 degrees, and so, care to tell us about shrinkage? Can we see for ourselves? What about our viewers, they also want to see."
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