My favorite breakfast sandwich, Au Bon Pain's Sausage, Egg and Cheddar on Asiago Bagel, has made Yahoo Health's "8 Worst Sandwiches in America" (in the #1 worst breakfast sandwich spot, natch)! 

It basically looks and tastes like a heart attack.  I allow myself one a week (and actually substitute a jalepeno bagel for the asiago — just to increase the likelihood of heartburn). 

Its new ranking has made it that much more sordid, but I don't imagine I'll change my routine unless they take it off the menu.  It's like, every once in while you have to do something sort of vile for yourself.  Something so greasy, cheesy, and dripping in toxins it's gonna make you want to throw up afterwards. 

I mean, that sandwich is like the culinary version of a crack whore.  You pay your five bucks for three minutes of the greasiest, cheesiest, triple-Xingest action possible, and spend the next forty-five minutes in the shower scrubbing your junk with RID. 

It's a ritual, y'know?   

That's how I feel about this sandwich.