Spring makes people do crazy shit, especially on Long Island.  OK, so here's the rules:  I show you a series of current mug shots, and you match them to the offenses at the end of the post!  It's more fun than Sudoku, trust me.  Bonus points if you can guess which one I'd pick as my prison bitch (to make it easier for you: there's definite potential for a three-way)! (Answers below.)

a. This homeless man was arrested for allegedly having sexual contact with two juveniles ages 13 and 14 during the past month.

b. Charged with felony driving while intoxicated.  Also accused of trying to switch seats with passenger, who was also allegedly drunk. Both were arrested and charged with felony driving while intoxicated.

c. Arrested after robbing a bank.

d. Arrested for shoplifting $1,400 worth of baby formula from supermarkets in recent months.

e. Arrested after illegally piercing the belly buttons of two underage girls.  Charged with two counts of endangering the welfare of a child and two counts of prohibited piercing.

f. four charges of second-degree attempted mortgage fraud.

g. Charged with endangering 3-month-old daughter. Police said the defendant was drunk and recklessly pushed infant daughter in a stroller across a busy road late Saturday night.

h. Arrested for breaking into a self-service laundry.

i. Charged with leaving the scene of a fatal motor vehicle accident. Upon arrival, the officers discovered an abandoned vehicle off the roadway that appeared to have been involved in a collision. While inspecting the side of the roadway, the officers discovered the body of a man who had apparently been hit and killed by the driver of the abandoned car.

j. Arrested in connection with a robbery. According to detectives, the defendant entered the lunchroom of the Golden Cusp Dental Lab and removed several wallets belonging to employees. The two victims, who chased the defendant outside the building, stopped when the defendant turned around and displayed a knife.