Shrinkage
Well, now we know Levi's a bottom. And there's nothing wrong with that, Levi. Bottoms rule!
In fact I think the whole episode is symbolic of where we are in all sorts of ways as a society and a culture. America is a basically a very verbal butch queen with an insatiable hole.
There were definitely warning signs that it wasn't as big as we would have hoped. It's possible Levi didn't know that it wasn't as big as we would have hoped, but once he found out, he was wise to roll over. That's pragmatism, people. And Lord knows, we could all learn from that.
Levi Johnston 2012!
Well I mean shit, dick size comes from a necessity to make your dick interesting enough to, well, get attention.
It's ALASKA, wtf else is anyone doing? Your dick could look like a cheeto puff and it would STILL be more interesting than -30 degrees, 6 months of night and endless snow.
Coward should have cowboy'd up though. Don't go all makin' promises you can't keep. That's just wrong.
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