Things I Would Have Paid To See #327
I'm sure you've heard about the woman in an adult education class at the Met who "accidentally fell into" a rare rose-era Picasso, putting a six-inch tear in the lower right-hand corner.
I want to write the screenplay. It's a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, at a minimum.
This woman has got to be a piece of work. Was she wearing 3-D glasses? I mean, who trips over themselves and manages to put a hole in a priceless painting? In front of a bunch of people at the Met, no less. Can you imagine how everyone reacted? What do you do for an encore?
May I suggest Nude Woman with a Necklace?
Luckily it was only a canvas and not one of those formaldehyde tanks from Damien Hirst.
Maybe she was bored in class and was sexting or tweeting.
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Ah yes, the dangers of texting!
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