Kristian Digby's Death Ruled a Stupicide


Digby, you might recall, was the cute BBC presenter who had absolutely everything going for him who died last week at the age of 32.  Police ruled out suicide, telling the Daily Mail they believe Digby died of stupicide, during "a solo sex game which went tragically wrong."

You know, how can you get masturbation wrong? 

I guess it's true what they told us in boys' school: yeah, OK, masturbation can be fun, but it can also be deadly.  Occasionally we need these tragic reminders.

Posted by Mike Mennonno at 3/4/2010 10:26 AM
Categories: media conspiracy
 
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  • 3/5/2010 10:49 PM Nick Name wrote:

    Friends don't let friends masturbate alone.


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    1. 3/6/2010 7:22 AM Mike Mennonno wrote:

      So true.  Words to live by.  Literally.


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  • 3/9/2010 12:54 PM Beth wrote:

    Outrageous and sad that the press makes fun of someone accidentally killing themselves. I can't believe any editor could conscience the coining and use of a word like 'stupicide'.

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    1. 3/9/2010 1:02 PM Mike Mennonno wrote:

      Couldn't disagree more.

      I'm masturbation-positive, Lord knows, but it's a stupid, stupid way to die.  I can only hope that heaping ridicule on it prevents future stupicides.

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