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Was your millonth word planned or just luck of the draw? I always tell myself to pay attention to the car odometer when it nears milestone like 20,000. But I get distracted and those miles just roll by without so much as a peep. There ought to be a slot on the car dash that spits out a foil wrapped chocolate coin every time the odometer has 4 or 5 consecutive zeros. And for typing a million words, PC's CD/DVD trays should spit out some chocolate too. It would be a little reward for perserverance. I'm looking forward to your next million words.
appropriately enough :)
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Was your millonth word planned or just luck of the draw? I always tell myself to pay attention to the car odometer when it nears milestone like 20,000. But I get distracted and those miles just roll by without so much as a peep. There ought to be a slot on the car dash that spits out a foil wrapped chocolate coin every time the odometer has 4 or 5 consecutive zeros. And for typing a million words, PC's CD/DVD trays should spit out some chocolate too. It would be a little reward for perserverance. I'm looking forward to your next million words.
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Totally unplanned. I just counted back from my current word count once I'd gotten over the million-word mark.
I like the idea of a chocolate, but I'd settle for a penny. Per word, of course.
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