All the Single Ladies
With the kerfuffle over Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan's presumed sexuality, it seems that all the single ladies are now honorary lesbians. Welcome to the club, girls! Holla back!
Let's see. That means we'll have to adjust that old 10% figure of Kinsey's (that cat was way too conservative) to, um, 50%. 51% actually, but who's counting, right?
That's almost 80 million lesbians in America today!
And trust me: you don't want to make them angry.
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