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Notes* on Brett Favre's Penis

How To Use Mistaken Identity to Get the Love You Deserve

"It's Too Big!"

Where The Wild Things Aren't

O'Reilly's War

Idiot's Guide to Winning the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

more proof, as if any were needed, that people are crazy

Of Epicureans and Atheists

Strange Bedfellows

Craigslist Missed Connection Analysis #237: "I Am a Complete Idiot - Cute Long Haired Guy on the Red Line - m4m - 20"

How Mnemonics Can Save Your Life

How to Save the NBA

Why Not Mix It Up This Valentine's Day with Some Steak Knives, Boiled Eggs, or Post-Structuralist Semiotics for the One You Love?

Don't Be A Vinch!

Sauna Talk

Advice for Neurotic Guppies

Seasonal Energy-Saving Tips

Robi, Can We Talk?

Lessons for Freshmen #2

Thinking about death? Why not think about art instead?

Tips for Writers #327: The Adjective Grab-bag!